ROYSTON VASEY MEMORIES
I was delighted to see this on Ma Chere Ami’s page as it was taken on the occasion of the only triple tie in the history of the Kalipygos Trophy. It happened the year the Trophy was opened up to the local villages of Thongsbridge, Upperthong and Netherthong as well as Royston Vasey. The D’Egree triplets, from Netherthong Hall entered and as you would expect their rears were identical. The Judges did hope to find some slight differences in the mobility section, where the competitors have to rotate their posteriors in time to music, but even superimposing three videos of their rotating rears on the screen failed to differentiate between them. The result was delayed overnight while Master Li made some special measuring devices to find any trace of a difference but there were none even to a thousandth of an inch.
It should be mentioned here that Master Li had to be completely banned from the building while the mobility event was taking place as back when the Butterfield Twins took part as he became over excited in the mobility section, the sight of the twins rear ends gyrating in unison was too much for him and he had to be sedated by Dr Bradbury Winter. Just the THOUGHT of the triplets rear ends in synchronised rotation was enough to require sedation again.
The triplets held the trophy jointly and had a successful career round the clubs as The Three D’Egree’s touring with The Fabulous Clogiron Brothers.
Corsets by Kinky Korsets of Holmfirth
Looking at the picture seems ironic they come from Netherthong