March 13, 2012
ROYSTON VASEY NOTES AND NEWS
Ladies, you too could be abducted by a spaceman at any moment. Don’t let it happen to you on a bad hair day like this lady. 
Visit Viral Bassoons “Way Out” Hair Styling Salon TODAY and be prepared.

ROYSTON VASEY NOTES AND NEWS

Ladies, you too could be abducted by a spaceman at any moment. Don’t let it happen to you on a bad hair day like this lady.

Visit Viral Bassoons “Way Out” Hair Styling Salon TODAY and be prepared.

January 19, 2012
ROYSTON VASEY NOTES AND NEWS
Penelope regretted that she’d ever let Viral Bassoon talk her into using his Patent Organic “GrowMore” shampoo. True, it did make your hair grow long and luxuriant but having to attend his Salon twice a day to have it cut back before it reached her feet was having a detrimental effect on her social and business life. Then there were the birds that kept attempting to built their nests in it and the fire hazard—— at least the effects would wear of in a month or so, well Viral hoped they would. Perhaps Master Li could brew up an antidote out of his stock of Sodium Chlorate??

ROYSTON VASEY NOTES AND NEWS

Penelope regretted that she’d ever let Viral Bassoon talk her into using his Patent Organic “GrowMore” shampoo. True, it did make your hair grow long and luxuriant but having to attend his Salon twice a day to have it cut back before it reached her feet was having a detrimental effect on her social and business life. Then there were the birds that kept attempting to built their nests in it and the fire hazard—— at least the effects would wear of in a month or so, well Viral hoped they would. Perhaps Master Li could brew up an antidote out of his stock of Sodium Chlorate??

November 9, 2011
Meet the folk of Royston Vasey.THIS WEEK The Owner and staff of Viral Bassoon’s “Way Out”Hair Styling Salon.

Meet the folk of Royston Vasey.THIS WEEK The Owner and staff of Viral Bassoon’s “Way Out”Hair Styling Salon.

October 25, 2011
We have had an enormous number of requests to show a picture of Arabella Blanche Sykes without the mask so by kind permission of Miss Whiplash’s Massage Emporium we print the picture above.Her hair is by Viral Bassoons “Way Out” Hair Styling Salon who tell us the colour is ‘Deep Purple’. Other available colours are ‘Black Sabbeth’,’Whitesnake’, ‘Rainbow’ and specially blended for the staff of The Cynthia Payne Academy ‘AC/DC’.”   (Are you following  Ancient Headbangers??)

We have had an enormous number of requests to show a picture of Arabella Blanche Sykes without the mask so by kind permission of Miss Whiplash’s Massage Emporium we print the picture above.Her hair is by Viral Bassoons “Way Out” Hair Styling Salon who tell us the colour is ‘Deep Purple’. Other available colours are ‘Black Sabbeth’,’Whitesnake’, ‘Rainbow’ and specially blended for the staff of The Cynthia Payne Academy ‘AC/DC’.” 
(Are you following Ancient Headbangers??)

October 16, 2011
ROYSTON VASEY NOTES AND NEWS
Ladies, Having a bad hair day ?? Don’t ruin your hair  yourself Let the experts do it for you
 visit Viral Bassoon’s “Way Out”Hair Styling Salon

ROYSTON VASEY NOTES AND NEWS

Ladies, Having a bad hair day ??
Don’t ruin your hair yourself
Let the experts do it for you

visit Viral Bassoon’s “Way Out”Hair Styling Salon

February 18, 2011
Round and about Royston Vasey
Viral Bassoon of the Way Out Hairdressing Salon has  produced what he claims is the first Steampunk hair style. Well the goggles are Steampunk enough but the rest of the outfit seems a bit mimimal
 Picture by Olga Zavershinskaya. Click pic for more

Round and about Royston Vasey

Viral Bassoon of the Way Out Hairdressing Salon has  produced what he claims is the first Steampunk hair style. Well the goggles are Steampunk enough but the rest of the outfit seems a bit mimimal

 Picture by Olga Zavershinskaya. Click pic for more

March 11, 2010
Viral Bassoon’s “Way Out” Hair Styling Salon.

On one of her trips into the future Kahlila had Viral Bassoon of 2030 style her hair in then latest style. On her return she went in to show him and he insisted on having it photographed.

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March 8, 2010
Prunella made the mistake of giving Viral Bassoon ‘Carte Blanche’ when she last visited his ” Way Out” Hair Styling Salon

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February 2, 2010
Wardrobe Malfunction

That well known Wardrobe Malfunction Spotter Peciacake sent me this and put me in a Quandry.
Which of my current themes it will it fit into ?? not RedHead, not Abandoned Buildings. It Must be Autumn. She starts doing her hair in Spring and it is just finished by Autumn.
Melissa Melandri who works at Viral Bassoons “Way Out” Hair Styling Salon here in Royston Vasey has her hair in a very similar style. There was a little confusion at first when I asked her how she went on at bedtime, she giving me details of her private life I did not want to hear. When she realised I meant with her hair, and if she had to take it all out every night she explained she had a Bat Bed.
This apparently has a vertical frame and when you are ready for bed you slip your feet into these soft leather loops and press a button and an electric winch winds you up until you are dangling head down with you hair do intact. In the morning you press the down button and down you come. I’ve have suspected before of Melissa having a rush of blood to the head and my suspicions are now confirmed.
Thanks Greg for link.




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January 28, 2010
Viral Bassoon’s “Way Out” Hair Styling Salon

Evidence that Viral  Bassoon’s  fame has spread  far and wide came when  Lady Gaga made a special visit to Royston Vasey to have her hair styled by him.

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