April 28, 2013
MizRed: There’s some sort of Christian rock concert thing taking place at the...

mizred:

There’s some sort of Christian rock concert thing taking place at the park near to my house and the sounds of leaf blowers and lawn mowers that one normally associates with a quiet Saturday afternoon at home have been replaced with a heavy bass beat, occasional microphone feed back that makes the dogs howl and quasi-catchy tunes that I don’t recognize although some band did play one song that sounded vaguely like “Louie Louie”. They seem to be having a rollicking good time from the sound of it although I don’t see how since I’m pretty sure there are no drugs involved. I know that drugs definitely improved the sound of things from my perspective.

Cloggy:—-”Christian rock concert”  surely an oxymoron, Rock is the devil’s music, just look at Ozzy Osborne.

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August 25, 2012

mizred:

The Mister, the dogs and myself are about to hit the road in the Airstream. It’s a shakedown cruise for just the weekend to re-familiarize ourselves with the workings of the Flying Silver Twinkie before we set forth in September to see Yellowstone Park. That’s one of the destinations on my bucket list. Not that I’m dying or anything, but you never know.

Cloggy:—Miz Red’s trips in the Flying Silver Twinkie always give her plenty of material for some entertaining posts. Dare I say may your trip be full of events Robin ?

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July 21, 2012

mizred:

I logged off the Internet a couple of months ago and then sort of forgot to come back. Hence, my absence and no, I was not abducted by space aliens. At least not this week.

Anyway, my old laptop bit the dust around Easter and even though I replaced it I got distracted by spring and then the next thing you know summer was here and la di dah, la di dah, la di dah —

At any rate, I wasn’t abducted by aliens.

Cloggy:— That’s a relief. I can stand down the Royston Vasey UFO Watch who have been scanning the heavens for any sign of an alien with Miz Red tucked under his arm.

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January 2, 2012
TOP HATPUNK I’m posting this in honour of Mizred and Mister’s recent nuptials. See HERE

TOP HATPUNK

I’m posting this in honour of Mizred and Mister’s recent nuptials.

See HERE

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January 1, 2012

mizred:

The Mister said that if you added a comma between “very” and “crooked” it could be the name of a law firm.

A gratuitous picture of Mr. Burns enjoying an afternoon tour of Eureka Springs. This is his standard method of travel since he’s quite nearsighted and has to rely almost totally on his sense of smell to alert him to the presence of cows. Or people on bicycles. Either one cause him to bark excitedly which causes him to therefore slobber profusely which explains why all of the back windows are rimmed with a patina of dog spittle and dog hair. Sort of like the salt rimmed edge of a margarita glass.

And, last but not least, a picture of a Big Giant Wind Chime which I took while we were whizzing by at a great rate of speed. I think you’re supposed to donate a few $$ if you actually stop to take a picture at the Big Giant Wind Chime place which the Mister refused to do so in order to add to my collection of pictures of Big Giant Things I had to make do since, according to the Mister, why pay for a picture of a Big Giant Wind Chime when you can go see Big Giant Jesus for free.

Oh, and I got married last night.

Congratulations Red.  Brilliantly put.

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November 7, 2011
Haven’t had a hat for a while but here is a stormer, Nana Tourettes hat as portrayed by MizRed Tindink tells me that Nana Tourettes wore this when they went to the Royal Garden party at Buckingham Palace. She took care to keep Nana well away from the Queen but the Duke of Edinburgh took a great interest in Nana, neglecting the other guests to spend 30 minutes exchanging Naval oaths with her. The Duke said afterwards that he would back Nana against any Chief Stoker in the Royal Navy in a swearing contest, he had served in the Royal Navy himself and had never heard anything like Nana’s range and fluency. So there you have it, an hat with Royal approval.Could Nana become a Dame for her swearing prowess, after all she does swear for England in International Swearing Events. Nana Tourettes HERE

Haven’t had a hat for a while but here is a stormer, Nana Tourettes hat as portrayed by MizRed Tindink tells me that Nana Tourettes wore this when they went to the Royal Garden party at Buckingham Palace. She took care to keep Nana well away from the Queen but the Duke of Edinburgh took a great interest in Nana, neglecting the other guests to spend 30 minutes exchanging Naval oaths with her. The Duke said afterwards that he would back Nana against any Chief Stoker in the Royal Navy in a swearing contest, he had served in the Royal Navy himself and had never heard anything like Nana’s range and fluency. So there you have it, an hat with Royal approval.Could Nana become a Dame for her swearing prowess, after all she does swear for England in International Swearing Events.

Nana Tourettes HERE

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November 5, 2011
Above:-Mrs Ponsonby-Gore, a  Founder Member ROYSTON VASEY MEMORIES It is several years since this landmark event. We quote from original report:— “At the inaugural meeting of the Cleavage Preservation Group, an organisation devoted to keeping cleavage to the fore and in the public eye, MizRed was elected President and her rallying cry of “Cleave to your cleavage, girls” was adopted as the Group’s motto. The newly elected President then gave a talk to the members on uplift bras entitled “Push Up, Push In, right up to your chin” The Group then retired to The Mason’s Arms for Pies and Mushy Peas. Some members of the Cleavage Preservation Group——”

Above:-Mrs Ponsonby-Gore, a  Founder Member

ROYSTON VASEY MEMORIES

It is several years since this landmark event. We quote from original report:—

“At the inaugural meeting of the Cleavage Preservation Group, an organisation devoted to keeping cleavage to the fore and in the public eye,
MizRed was elected President and her rallying cry of “Cleave to your cleavage, girls” was adopted as the Group’s motto. The newly elected President then gave a talk to the members on uplift bras entitled “Push Up, Push In, right up to your chin”
The Group then retired to The Mason’s Arms for Pies and Mushy Peas.

Some members of the Cleavage Preservation Group——”


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November 5, 2011
Health Warning:—- This post is not suitable reading for Do-Gooders, the Politically Correct, Carpet Baggers and Damn Yankees

When MizRed promoted me to Colonel I knew what I wanted to be a Colonel in. The Confederate Airforce. Everybody was a Colonel in The Confederate Airforce. The most democratic organisation on earth. Unfortunately the CFS was blackmailed by its fuel supplier into changing its name to the pathetic Commemorative Air Force. You are not allowed to say Confederate in the United States apparently.Trying to write out history. Shades of Joe Stalin and the German Gestapo. You are now not allowed to fly the Confederate Flag without sanctions being taken against you, I have a Confederate Flag Belt Buckle and have been told I would not get into the USA wearing it.
Now I am surprised the CFS gave in to this blackmail , I thought they would have told this fuel supplier we’d rather not fly than deny our heritage, because on a previous occasion when the Federal Authorities told the CFS that they would be banned from flying in US airspace if they carried on dropping the Hiroshima bomb at their Air Displays. The CFS told them that in that case US Air force planes would be banned from flying in Texas air space.
Apparently those sweet little Japanese people objected to the A bomb re-enactment, but were happy to shout and cheer at the re-enactment of their cowardly attack on Pearl Harbour. The CFS won that one.
Anyway I’m a Colonel in the OLD Confederate Airforce. And I shall fly the Confederate Flag And I shall sing this song.

Keep your old confederate money
Even though it’s made of tin
Press all those crinolines, Honey
The South Shall Rise Again.

No, Susannah, don’t you cry for me
For I’m off to Alabama
In hopes to make it free.






Did I mention that I saw D.W.Griffiths epic movie “The Birth Of A Nation” at an impressionable age??

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November 1, 2011
MizRed: I’m over on Stumbleupon doing that which I have not done in a long...

mizred:

I’m over on Stumbleupon doing that which I have not done in a long long time - just hitting the Stumble button and letting it take me where ever it takes me and let me tell you folks, it isn’t pretty.


On the rare occasions that I was sent to a fellow Stumbler’s page inevitably whatever had been thumbed up no longer existed thanks to the great Stumble Purge of 2011 so it was pretty much slim pickings as far as original material goes.


Therefore, I took it upon myself to help SU help themselves by thumbing down all material that is/was no longer germane to their issues, however and because I’m a good person I did give myself a very strict criteria to follow lest I be accused of indiscriminately wielding the power of the thumbs down so I limited myself to nixing the following:


A) Slow to load - if it takes forever to load I probably don’t want to waste a second of my precious life on it so down went the red thumb.


B) Fattening - I’ve seen pictures of the Stumble staff and some of them are looking a little pudgy. So, if it was a recipe for anything over 100 calories per serving I gave it the old heave-ho not because I’m a mean bitch but because I’m a mother and I care.


C) All articles about creativity - It’s fairly obvious, at least to me, that creativity has no place over on good ol’ SU - so I thumbed down all crafts, all interior decorating hints, all lists on how to jump start one’s creative flow, anything and everything about creative writing - if it had creative or crafts in the title I thumbed it down.


D) Any title to any page that was spelled incorrectly - You may think “u” is a nice substitute for “you” but I think it’s just laziness and should be thumbed down on general principle.


E) Pages of lists that contained only 7 or fewer list items - Seriously, if you can’t think of at least ten things to support any of your cockamamie suppositions then, quite frankly, you’re just not trying and your cause is worthless to me. Give me TEN on a top ten list or give me nothing at all, I say.


Anyway, that’s what you’re Auntie Red has been doing for you today - cleaning up SU and making the world a safer place for us all.

Cloggy:- A wonderful example of MizRed’s prose, and SU threw all this away.

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