ROYSTON VASEY NOTES AND NEWS
The Royston Vasey Wine Circle
My Wine Correspondent tells me that this months meeting of The Royston Vasey Wine Circle was held at the Gimcrack Rooms at York Racecourse on Thursday last, to coincide with Ladies Day of the Ebor Meeting. My correspondent tells me that the hats were a real eye opener but not as eye opening as the Wine Circle Meeting. Of particular note was the speed at which, after her first glass, the demur Miss Timkins, Hon Sec, shed her inhibitions and twin set and pearls to reveal one of Maris Pipers latest creations.
The normal raising up of the God Bachus by means of a pentacle and incantations went slightly awry, as due to horsy atmosphere a Centaur appeared instead, which can be seen on the right. Suggestions of running him the 2-30 the following day were considered by the committee but reluctantly dismissed as likely to cause trouble with The Jockey Club.
It should be noted that many of the lady members are also customers at Kinky Korsets.






