May 23, 2012
Quote:-“Members of Chorley and South Ribble Knit and Natter Group have knitted and crocheted hundreds of clothes and blankets for charity over the past couple of years. But recently they’ve been turning their skills to making the unusual creations - which are being used by new mums attending weekly drop-in sessions run by the Chorley and South Ribble branch of the Breastfeeding Network (BfN).” Thanks to  Master Li for linkI wouldn’t have dared invent the Chorley and South Ribble Knit and Natter Group, nobody would have believed it.Click HERESee Post Below

Quote:-“Members of Chorley and South Ribble Knit and Natter Group have knitted and crocheted hundreds of clothes and blankets for charity over the past couple of years.
But recently they’ve been turning their skills to making the unusual creations - which are being used by new mums attending weekly drop-in sessions run by the Chorley and South Ribble branch of the Breastfeeding Network (BfN).”

Thanks to  Master Li for link

I wouldn’t have dared invent the Chorley and South Ribble Knit and Natter Group, nobody would have believed it.
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Filed under: Master Li boobs cannon 
May 15, 2012
ROYSTON VASEY NOTES AND NEWS Master Li’s new van Master Li’s vans do not usually stay long with him but I hope he hangs on to this  longer than usual. It won’t carry very much, three sheep is its limit, but what it lacks in capacity it more than makes up for in style and speed. When we went to collect it there were numbers on its sides, presumably it had taken part in some old commercial vehicle rally.They told us it was a  Ferrari Bread Van but judging by the colour we reckon it was ex-Royal Mail, possibly Express Parcels.

ROYSTON VASEY NOTES AND NEWS

Master Li’s new van

Master Li’s vans do not usually stay long with him but I hope he hangs on to this  longer than usual. It won’t carry very much, three sheep is its limit, but what it lacks in capacity it more than makes up for in style and speed.


When we went to collect it there were numbers on its sides, presumably it had taken part in some old commercial vehicle rally.They told us it was a  Ferrari Bread Van but judging by the colour we reckon it was ex-Royal Mail, possibly Express Parcels.
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Filed under: Master Li car 
May 14, 2012
ROYSTON VASEY NOTES AND NEWS When I went up The Shed the other day , I got there just as Li and fellow members of The Royston Vasey Amateur Rocket Association were launching their latest. After his experience in November when the roof of his Pyrotechnics Shed came in contact with a 747 letting down for Manchester airport, Li seems a lot more cautious and the launch took place as far from The Shed as possible, in fact at the other side of the wall of Li’s field in Zebediah Hinchliffe’s field. If you look just to the left of the rocket you will see on the horizon Victoria tower on Castle Hill and beyond it the Emley Moor television mast where the balloon trip finished last week.

ROYSTON VASEY NOTES AND NEWS

When I went up The Shed the other day , I got there just as Li and fellow members of The Royston Vasey Amateur Rocket Association were launching their latest. After his experience in November when the roof of his Pyrotechnics Shed came in contact with a 747 letting down for Manchester airport, Li seems a lot more cautious and the launch took place as far from The Shed as possible, in fact at the other side of the wall of Li’s field in Zebediah Hinchliffe’s field. If you look just to the left of the rocket you will see on the horizon Victoria tower on Castle Hill and beyond it the Emley Moor television mast where the balloon trip finished last week.

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Filed under: Royal Navy shed Master Li rocket 
May 9, 2012
Now if I were given a redundant stainless steel bidet I think the last thing I would think of converting it into would be a rocket propelled Go-Kart. Other minds think differently.Thanks to Master Li for picture

Now if I were given a redundant stainless steel bidet I think the last thing I would think of converting it into would be a rocket propelled Go-Kart. Other minds think differently.Thanks to Master Li for picture

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Filed under: Master Li rocket car 
April 28, 2012
ROYSTON VASEY NOTES AND NEWS Thanks to Master Li the problem of vandalism in the childrens playground appears to be solved.

ROYSTON VASEY NOTES AND NEWS

Thanks to Master Li the problem of vandalism in the childrens playground appears to be solved.

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Filed under: Royston Vasey Master Li 
April 23, 2012
ROYSTON VASEY NOTES AND NEWS For those who have not seen inside Master Li’s Shed

ROYSTON VASEY NOTES AND NEWS

For those who have not seen inside Master Li’s Shed

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Filed under: Master Li shed 
April 21, 2012
ROYSTON VASEY NOTES AND NEWS If you’ve wondered why Master Li hasn’t been about much lately, here is the answer. Moved by the plight of the native Red Squirrels being wiped out by the American Grey Squirrels, he has been working on armour and weaponry to enable the outnumbered English to fight back. He was banned from working from this project during the Blair Era in case George W objected but Brown has more to worry about than kissing George W’s non prize winning posterior, so Li has been able to get on with it. St George For England. St Pancras for Eurostar.

ROYSTON VASEY NOTES AND NEWS

If you’ve wondered why Master Li hasn’t been about much lately, here is the answer. Moved by the plight of the native Red Squirrels being wiped out by the American Grey Squirrels, he has been working on armour and weaponry to enable the outnumbered English to fight back. He was banned from working from this project during the Blair Era in case George W objected but Brown has more to worry about than kissing George W’s non prize winning posterior, so Li has been able to get on with it.
St George For England.
St Pancras for Eurostar.

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Filed under: Master Li Royston Vasey 
April 17, 2012
ROYSTON VASEY NOTES AND NEWS Now that the Invisible Tank story is in the public domain I can show one incident in Master Li’s struggle to perfect the process when he inadvertently made me invisible instead of the sheep. Fortunately The Cap was proof against the process as you can see in the picture above. He had to give me a quick spray over with flesh coloured paint before I could go home.

ROYSTON VASEY NOTES AND NEWS

Now that the Invisible Tank story is in the public domain I can show one incident in Master Li’s struggle to perfect the process when he inadvertently made me invisible instead of the sheep. Fortunately The Cap was proof against the process as you can see in the picture above. He had to give me a quick spray over with flesh coloured paint before I could go home.

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Filed under: Royston Vasey Master Li clogiron CAP 
April 16, 2012
ROYSTON VASEY NOTES AND NEWS  We can now reveal the latest from Master Li’s Shed. He has been working with the M.O.D on the Invisible Tank Project. Li first started with making sheep invisible when the Eco-Brigade complained that the sheep made the Moor look untidy and spoilt the look of the countryside . He later offered to make the Wind Farms invisible but the Eco- Brigade refused on the very reasonable grounds that without the windfarms ruining the countryside no one would take Climate Change seriously and that anyway as it was the white middle class that enjoyed the countryside and it was their fault their was Climate Change is served them jolly well right. An earlier example of Master Li’s Work. There are over 300 invisible sheep in these fields.

ROYSTON VASEY NOTES AND NEWS
 We can now reveal the latest from Master Li’s Shed. He has been working with the M.O.D on the Invisible Tank Project. Li first started with making sheep invisible when the Eco-Brigade complained that the sheep made the Moor look untidy and spoilt the look of the countryside . He later offered to make the Wind Farms invisible but the Eco- Brigade refused on the very reasonable grounds that without the windfarms ruining the countryside no one would take Climate Change seriously and that anyway as it was the white middle class that enjoyed the countryside and it was their fault their was Climate Change is served them jolly well right.

An earlier example of Master Li’s Work. There are over 300 invisible sheep in these fields.
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Filed under: Master Li sheep shed 
April 9, 2012
ROYSTON VASEY NOTES AND NEWS “I’ve bought a boat” Master Li announced last week in The Mason’s Arms “Got it off E-Bay. Suitable for restoration by enthusiast.  Dirt cheap too. We’ll be going sailing later this summer” We went to collect it yesterday——— (Well that’s the timber for our November the Fifth Bonfire sorted)

ROYSTON VASEY NOTES AND NEWS

“I’ve bought a boat” Master Li announced last week in The Mason’s Arms “Got it off E-Bay. Suitable for restoration by enthusiast.  Dirt cheap too. We’ll be going sailing later this summer”

We went to collect it yesterday———


(Well that’s the timber for our November the Fifth Bonfire sorted)

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Filed under: Master Li Mason's Arms ship 
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