Annie’s Paparrazzi problems
It would appear that since she won the Venus Kallipygos Trophy the fame of annie52’s peerless posterior has spread further than we imagined. These photographs of her delightful derriere appeared recently in an Italian newspaper. Annie had no idea they were being taken and knew nothing about until the Preston Post rang her up to say she was on the shortlist for Rear of the Year and mentioned the pictures. Since then she has been asked to appear on Celebrity Mastermind where her specialist subject is to be Chocolates . An annoying by- product of her fame is that when she is playing golf a huge crowd follow her round the course waiting for the moment when she bends to pick the ball out of the hole. Fortunately these moments have been few and far between as so far she is concentrating on hitting the ball at all, the bit about getting it in the hole she is leaving till later.
Annie’s Paparrazzi problems
Rather to my surprise I have had several people show an interest in Mrs Bagshaw who presented the trophy at the Venus Kallipygos Trophy Event. Here is a recent picture of Mrs Bagshaw showing her best feature and below one in her younger days when she was a sleek 18 stone catwalk model for a company that specialised in clothes for ladies of rubenesque proportions.
Click here for Trophy page.
ROYSTON VASEY NOTES AND NEWS
Since Annie mentioned her prizewinning posterior HERE I have had a number of enquiries as to which prize it one. Well it won the big one, the inaugural Venus Kallipygos Trophy. For the benefit of those hat did not see the original report I reprint it below:—-
Preston Woman Wins Prestigious Trophy.
Annie 52 from Preston today won the The Venus Kallipygos Trophy against strong competition. Annie has a holiday home in Royston Vasey which qualifies her to take part in the event.
The Trophy was presented by The Dreadnought Corset Company for the annual Kallipygian competition. It goes to the lady who in the opinion of the judges has the shapeliest and most active posterior. The judges were Mr A.C.Pitt-Rivers, Dr Bradbury Winter and Master Li. Unfortunately Master Li could only take part in the judging of the contour section as he became over excited in the mobility section, where the competitors have to rotate their posteriors in time to music, the sight of the twins rear ends gyrating in unison was too much for him and he had to be sedated by Dr Bradbury Winter. In second place was Heufimia Winpenny and joint third the Butterfield twins, Viola Augustina and Rubina Augustina.
The Trophy, a small replica of the statue by Clérion (1686) was presented by old Mrs Bagshaw who boasts the largest posterior in Royston Vasey if not the shapeliest.
The winner said that she owed her success to a stringent diet of chocolate and swinging a golf club, which developed her prize winning wiggle. She added that when she managed to connect with the ball she would add walking as well.
( Note:- callipygian is defined as “having shapely buttocks )
The Venus Kallipygos Trophy
I was delighted to see this on Ma Chere Ami’s page as it was taken on the occasion of the only triple tie in the history of the Kalipygos Trophy. It happened the year the Trophy was opened up to the local villages of Thongsbridge, Upperthong and Netherthong as well as Royston Vasey. The D’Egree triplets, from Netherthong Hall entered and as you would expect there rears were indentical. The Judges did hope to find some slight differences in the mobility section, where the competitors have to rotate their posteriors in time to music, but even superimposing three videos of their rotating rears on the screen failed to differentiate between them. The result was delayed overnight while Master Li made some special measuring devices to find any trace of a difference but there were none even to a thousandth of an inch.
It should be mentioned here that Master Li had to be completely banned from the building while the mobility event was taking place as when the Butterfield Twins took part as he became over excited in the mobility section, the sight of the twins rear ends gyrating in unison was too much for him and he had to be sedated by Dr Bradbury Winter. Just the THOUGHT of the triplets rear ends in synchronised rotation was enough to require sedation again.
The triplets held the trophy jointly and had a successful career round the clubs as The Three D’Egree’s touring with The Fabulous Clogiron Brothers.
Corsets by Kinky Korsets of Holmfirth
Looking at the picture seems ironic they come from Netherthong.
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