"Captain Cloggy, since you asked, I will show you what a hat should look like" said Luceplace"I’ll show you a Hat" and she posted this on her page. Now that IS a hat, a hat to knock your socks off, as it has obviously done to its wearer along with a good deal else.:The lady is of course Dita Von Teese, famed among corset cognoscenti for her tiny waist. She is a regular customer of the Dreadnaught Corset Company and frequently visits the factory for fittings of her hand crafted Waspies. She always calls in The Mason’s Arms for a Pie and Pint when she is in the village, very fond of her mushy peas is Dita. When her husband, Marilyn Manson comes with her they always stop over until Sunday so that he can sing with the choir of The United Church of The Foolish Virgins, very generous in the collection too. A lovely couple.