The ladies of The Clogiron Appreciation Society on their Spring Outing to Bridlington. A good time was had by all except old Mrs Bickersdyke who set fire to her fish and chips when she foolishly lit a cigarette after partaking of some of Miss Timkin’s Distilled Potato Wine. The East Yorkshire Fire Brigade were very understanding about it all and gave them a lift back to the Coach Park on their fire engine and let Mrs Bickersdyke keep the fireman’s helmet provided she let them have the young fireman back she was dragging onto the coach. The Reverend Bountiful said he would not be going on anymore trips with Society or he could end up being defrocked. To which old Mrs Bagshaw shouted”You can defrock me anytime you want, vicar”
The proceedings went downhill from there.