The challenge that Tindink set me of finding her secret elephant*** [ CLICK HERE] was made no easier by the fact she redecorates it at frequent intervals to keep it secret***.
I decided on a cunning plan. Tindinks secret elephant*** loves cupcakes, in fact our name for him is Cupcake. Whenever Tindink takes him visiting Kahlila’s Shed, Kahlila always bakes him a tray of cupcakes. So I went up to The Shed and got her to bake a tray of his favourites then we went down into Royston Vasey and left one or two cupcakes at all his favourite places then returned to the shed made a brew and settled down to wait.
Before long he appeared, having eaten all the cupcakes he could find, his little mind told him there could be more up at Kahlilas. Note how well he tries to blend into the background despite Tindink’s latest colour scheme for him. Low cunning triumphs again. I should be in government.
(*** Hushed tones, to keep it secret)