THE ROYSTON VASEY WOMENS INSTITUTE (TECHNICAL SECTION)
Despite their efforts at secrecy we have been able to get hold of this picture we are told was taken at a secret location, Tumby Woodside of the W.I. Technical Section with what looks to be a Long Range Golf Ball Cannon.
This appears to be a fearsome weapon and our informant tells us that when Tumby was testing it at her Crosland Heath Golf Club she could fire it off the first tee and land the ball on the eighth green, nearly as as good as she does with her new driver, though, to be fair, the ball from the cannon passed through a tree, two golf bags, a golf cart and winged a low flying microlight on it’s way. Tumby reckons with a clear shot she will make the tenth, and if she ups the pressure to 250 lbs the twelfth across the dogleg is within reach.