January 19, 2012
ROYSTON VASEY NOTES AND NEWS
Penelope regretted that she’d ever let Viral Bassoon talk her into using his Patent Organic “GrowMore” shampoo. True, it did make your hair grow long and luxuriant but having to attend his Salon twice a day to have it cut back before it reached her feet was having a detrimental effect on her social and business life. Then there were the birds that kept attempting to built their nests in it and the fire hazard—— at least the effects would wear of in a month or so, well Viral hoped they would. Perhaps Master Li could brew up an antidote out of his stock of Sodium Chlorate??

ROYSTON VASEY NOTES AND NEWS

Penelope regretted that she’d ever let Viral Bassoon talk her into using his Patent Organic “GrowMore” shampoo. True, it did make your hair grow long and luxuriant but having to attend his Salon twice a day to have it cut back before it reached her feet was having a detrimental effect on her social and business life. Then there were the birds that kept attempting to built their nests in it and the fire hazard—— at least the effects would wear of in a month or so, well Viral hoped they would. Perhaps Master Li could brew up an antidote out of his stock of Sodium Chlorate??

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