Pursuant to request - a picture of “Grandma’s Road Kill Salad”. My mother asked me to make her a to-go box of turkey and such to take home with mostly turkey and some dressing but no Road Kill Salad. She doesn’t eat it either. Seeing it like this in photographic form it looks less like Road Kill Salad and more like Road Kill Tartare. To be polite, everyone, including my mother, put a little spoonful on their plates but no one, including my mother actually ate it. I have acres of it left. This is how Thanksgiving traditions are born.
It looks terrifyingly realistic.