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First train your bird to stand very, very still——
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Ancient Lancashire Fertility Dance
As performed by the Britannia Coconut Dancers last Sunday at Ellenroad Steam Museum.Now the boilers will steam and the engines run smooth. More:- coconutters.co.uk [coconutters.co.uk]
Just in case you have never seen normal Pennine weather this is a fine day round here.
The M62 is the nearest Motorway to Royston Vasey, it runs from Hull to Liverpool, 107 miles. Parts of it round Manchester have a different number as it was hijacked by them to form a local ring road, as a result of which it is clogged by locals travelling a couple of miles to the local tripe stall. In Yorkshire they were much more sensible and bypassed Leeds and Bradford and let folk get on with the business of East / West travel. It is at it’s most interesting near to Royston Vasey as it crosses the Scammonden valley heading for the highest point of its route over the Pennines.
Here we see the embankment that carries the motorway and forms the dam wall for Scammonden Water. I’ve fond memories of this dam, having sailed on the wet side and watched racing cars hurtle up the service road on the dry side, even done both the same day, parking the boat and walking through the tunnel to see the hillclimb, you get some funny looks spectating in a wet suit. The bridge is known as The Brown Cow Bridge hereabouts, after the local pub. 
A view looking the other way taken from the Brown Cow Bridge looking East towards Huddersfield. Must have been taken earlier than the last as the grass has not yet grown on the bankings.
Now a little tale here, when they were digging out for the reservoir they had to demolish a farm belonging to Farmer Dyson. Farmer Dyson objected strongly and at one stage lay down in front of an advancing bulldozer driven by an equally determined driver and was only dragged clear at the last moment by the local MP. One of the buoys used by the sailing club is called `Dysons Buoy’ as a tribute. 
Now a bit further along the motorway going west was a farm owned by an equally determined farmer called Wilde who was not having a motorway through his kitchen. Now the Government and contractor say the motorway had to split there because of geological problems , how strange that Geological Problems should occur just where a bloody stubborn Yorkshireman stood in the way . Of course the Government WOULD NOT LIE, you would never get a prime minister stand up in Parliament and declare war on oil rich Iraq because Weapons Of Mass Destruction would be heading our way in 45 minutes if there were no Weapons Of Mass Destruction would you??. And big Business can be trusted can’t it, you’d never get say a bank going bust through deceit and incompetence , they are all as solid as a Northern Rock. I visited the workings when the motorway was being built and there were anti motorway signs all over that farm and martial music blasting out, Rule Britannia I remember. So here you are one of the most famous landmarks on the Motorway Network, a monument to Yorkshire Grit and determination.
While waiting for our 2012 Trip Season to start I reviewed some of our more notable past trips
Joint Visit to National Coal Mining Museum.
The Preston Mechanical Ladies were particularly interested in the machinery.
They liked this big Steam Winch——- 
——-and this toddy little Bucket Loader.
Both the groups coveted this big lathe and would love to restore for use in their shed.
The special display of the role women had in mining especially interested the Ladies .
On the Underground Tour, when the guide mentioned that, due to the heat of the mine, the women worked stripped to the waist, one of the groups insisted on doing a re-enactment.( I have been asked not to mention which group but it wasn’t the Engineers)
When he’d recovered the guide pointed to the coal tub and told us that rounded bottoms were very rare in British mines. Annie52 pointed out that they were a lot less rare at this moment and said she’d send the guide a ticket to the next Kalipygos Trophy Event
The day was enjoyed by all concerned, especially the ex-miner who was the Underground Tour Guide.
A Grand Day Out, Gromit
This sort of thing got Oscar Wilde into serious trouble.
Two more survivors of The Mug Aversion Therapy.
If you are interested in Heraldry, then these mugs from the two University Cities are particularly rewarding as the Cambridge one has 25 Coats of Arms on and the Oxford no less than 36.
We were a touch disappointed in Oxford. Perhaps if we had not been familiar with Cambridge we would have seen it in a better light. We saw all the sights familiar from Inspector Morse and went round Trinity College and liked what we saw, and felt the sense of history but there was something missing. I think it was because Oxford makes very little of their river while at Cambridge you have the wonderful Backs, you can stroll besides the river and watch amazingly inept punters on the verge of an early bath.
We are keen watchers of University Challenge, one of the few programmes on the BBC that requires an IQ of over 25, we even sometimes manage to get an answer right, though nothing that involves periodic tables. We usually pick a team out and follow their fortunes. This particular year we were following Gonville & Caius College of Cambridge who got to the final only to be beaten by Magdalen of Oxford.
We were strolling along Trinity Street in Cambridge, when I thought I know this bloke coming towards me. I thought “I know him from somewhere” as you do, then realised it was the Captain of the Gonville & Caius team. To Lady C’s alarm I went up and asked if he was who I thought he was and he was indeed who I thought he was. So we commiserated over the bad run of questions they’d had and he pointed out Gonville & Caius college he’d just come out of and said he was on his way to a tutorial otherwise he’d have shown us round. We were the first members of the public to actually indicate we recognised him from the TV. A pleasant little encounter.
Less pleasant was where we were staying.
We had stayed at various Motels in this chain when going a long way (for me) to our holiday destination so I had the brilliant ?? idea of stopping at one near Cambridge for a few days.
I had printed out the `find us’ map but after several passes up and down this very busy dual carriageway I gave up, found a phone, and rang them for directions. I was told I was just on the other side of the road from them so I looked across at the abandoned petrol station opposite and realised almost hidden behind it was this motel.
Getting to it was a problem as the only way to get across the road was to drive until you got to one of these bridges built across it and down onto the other carriageway. This I did, accelerated madly up to the 60 mph traffic speed then realised I was almost on to it, winked left, braked hard and pulled onto the motel slip road which was all of 30 feet long before a 90 degree bend through the derelict remains of the petrol station that could well have featured in Kahlila’s Abandoned Buildings Series. After this four wheel drift with shrieking tyres that a F1 driver would have been proud of and bouncing in and out of its potholes I emerged from the ruins into the Motels car park. When I recovered I went into the reception and told the young lady my name. To my unease she fetched the manager.
“I believe you are staying four nights?”
I nodded. He came round the counter and shook my hand.
“You’re a bloody hero sir” he said
It wasn’t THAT bad but getting in and out demanded heroic qualities as the out bound slip road was about the same 30 foot length and I doubt that a Top Fuel Dragster could have got up to traffic speed in that length.
I usually waited looking in my mirrors until a big box van came along then pedal to the metal, go for it and nip into the gap behind him so the suction would pull me up to his speed before the horn blowing,fist waving next driver hit my bumper.
I suppose it really rated as an Adventure Holiday.